You Bought a Thing, Tell Us About It!

October 4, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Today we asked, "What did you buy and how much did it cost?"

Sadly, the inspiration for today's query involves a woman in North Carolina. She traded her two-year-old kid for a 1992 Plymouth Laser. A 1992 Plymouth Laser.

There is all manner of reason that this is so incredibly f**ked up...and I don't need to explain it to you, but what REALLY gets me is this; if you MUST trade your kid for a vehicle...and I'm not saying you should...or shouldn't...but if you're going to, get something better than a f**king 1992 Plymouth Laser.

The kid will, inevitably, hear this story...that her biological mother traded her for a car, but a Plymouth Laser? At least go for a Maseratti or something. Just sayin'.

I'm outta here.  

Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

 

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